Elvis- A singer I have never quoted before and, hopefully, never will again.
And no, the title has nothing to do with me. It was from an Elvis song that they used in the preview of one of the movies I'm going to be talking to about today, Crazy Love.
Crazy Love follows the classic formula:
1. Boy meets girl.
2. Boy dates girl.
3. Girl finds out Boy is married.
4. Girl Leaves Boy.
5. Boy tries to get Girl back.
6. Girl gets engaged to Boy #2.
7. Boy hires thugs to throw lye in girls face.
8. Girl is (mostly) blinded.
9. Boy goes to jail.
10. Boy #2 leaves Girl once the papers lose interest.
11. Boy gets parole
12. Girl marries Boy.
Crazy, right? Actually, no, that's not the crazy part...
Are you ready to hear the crazy part?
No, you're not.
Ok, here it goes.
Crazy Love was a DOCUMENTARY!
Honestly, I don't know what to think of this one. On the one hand, it's pretty clear they're in love and nothing like that has happened again, but on the other hand...um...WHAT?!
And now on to the more of the Night Stalker Recommends!:
1. Crazy Love. No, seriously, you need to see this. If only to believe it...
2. Monty Python and The Holy Grail. Actually, if you're human and you haven't seen this already, you need to be deported. Off the planet.
3. The Bourne Ultimatum. Yes, I know the last one should have been called The Bored Supremacy, but this one was actually pretty good. I thought one bit (a phone conversation between Bourne and CIA director Kramer) was particularly inspired:
Bourne: Where are you?
Kramer: In my office.
Bourne: I doubt that.
Kramer: Why?
Bourne: If you were in your office, we'd be having this conversation face to face.
The look on Kramer's face is priceless!
4. Beowulf. Have I said this before? It bears repeating. Though I find it a bit odd the Beowulf looks a bit like my uncle (for whom I'm named for).
5. Smoking Aces. A pretty suspensful movie. It reminded me a bit of The Usual Suspects.
6. One Hour Photo. This ain't your grandpappy's Robin Williams!
And something new- the Night Stalker Rejects!:
1. Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Few movies could fail so completely. Not even Angelina Jolie's pressence could validate it's existence.
News Flash!
To the people who actually know me, you can no longer my residence a "black hole". Why? Because I never lost a Barosaurus skeleton in my room!
http://www.livescience.com/animals/071113-barosaurus-bones.html
Good night, everyone, good luck.
The Night Stalker
PS. I'm recovering nicely from the lightning strike.
PPS. I will not blaspheme
PPPS. I will NOT blaspheme.
PPPPS. Since when do I have a concept of blasphemy?
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Yes it is a black hole!!!!!!
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