If anyone happened to have their eyes one the East Lansing today, they'd have a very good reason to be sad. MSU lost to U of M, 28 to 24. And they're not the only ones! You know who also lost? I did. I lost a bet. To my dad. A die hard Wolverine fan.
The bet? Oh right. Well, being a starving college student, I have no money to bet. So my roommate and I devised a plan. If MSU won, Dad would provide us with four t-bone steaks. If MSU lost, we would take care of my four year old half-sister for a few hours.
The little hell spawn comes next Saturday at three. Pray for my sanity.
And know the other news. If I were you, I'd stay out of Nebraska for the time being. Why? Let's just say that thing are going to be pretty interesting* down there.
Senator Sues God
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20827350/
Now, that you've checked to make sure you read that right, I can assure you, this is no hoax. Nebraska State Senator Chambers has filed a law suit against the Almighty. On what grounds? He claims that God has killed countless people and made terrorist threats.
Now why, exactly would a senator sue the Good Lord? He wants to make a point on the Congress's bill to prevent frivilous law suits. The Constitution, he maintains, grants people the right to sue whoever they want, for whatever reason.
But wait! There's more...
The Almighty Strikes Back
http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2007/09/god-responds-to.html
Once again, you read that correctly. A response has been filed by the Big Guy himself. By clicking on that link, not only will you find the full story, you will also find a link to a copy of the actual response. You'll find that God has signed it himself.
As your reporter of all things out-there, I promise to follow this story to the ends of the earth. Stayed tuned for updates.
Good night, everyone, and good luck.
The Night Stalker
*Note "Interesting" = "Oh god, oh god, we're all gonna die!"
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