Let's Talk About Sex!

This is serious. It's time that you and I had a little chat. Now, when a man and a woman seduce each other very much, they start to have certain...urges. And at your age, you're probably confused about what to do about these urges. Well, I can tell you exactly what to do...

Nothing! Ignore them entirely!

...

Oh, god, not even I can bare-face my way through this one.

VHEMT

http://www.vhemt.org/

The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement

Despite my jokes, this one is pretty interesting and not the work of wackos. This group has decided that the only way to save this planet is to remove the human race from it. No, not suicide. Or homicide. That wouldn't be voluntary, now would it? Their line is non-reproduction.

Like, I said. It's interesting. Hopeless, though. Never has chance of working. Humans always put pleasure first.

To any VHMT pledges who might ever read this, my straw hat is off to you. I won't be joining you.

Now, onto the other random nonsense.

1. My update may be late tomorrow. Club meeting.

2. Some coughmostcough of last night's narrative was ripped off one of my favorite movies, The Night Stalker. This will happen a lot, so if you recognize it, it's not mine.

3. There is no number three.

4. I have a test tomorrow, so I'm signing off early.

Good night, everyone, and good luck (to me).

The Night Stalker