How To Occupy A Demon For Four Hours And Other Information That Could SAVE YOUR LIFE!

One week ago today, MSU lost to UM in the football game. Because of this, my roommate and I lost the bet we made with my father. The terms were thus: if we won, we'd get four t-bone steaks; if we lose, we have to take care of my four year old sister for four hours.

She's gone now, of course. And both of us survived the ordeal. So, I guess this makes us experts on combatting demons.

So, here's everything you ever wanted to know about fighting demons, but were afraid to ask:

1. Computer Games- These we'll keep them occupied for awhile, but not long. When they start to get bored, be sure to move onto...

2. Computer Programs- Audacity works very well. Just have them record a their voice and play it backwards. Hours of entertainment!

3. Feed them- It keeps them busy and happy.

4. Music Videos- Our's was particularly fond of Dr. Who music videos.

5. Pool- Have the little Hellspawn watch you play pool. Occasionally, let them hit the ball. This will keep them up busy up until the point when their parents come to take them back.

I guess, I shouldn't complain. We got the steaks anyway. Now we just have to find a way to grill them...

Now, an update on a previous article. The list of boycotted items has been expanded to include:

1. Aflac ~ Rudolph TV ad.
2. Walmart ~ In store Advertising.
3. Garmin ~ Getting Lost "Carol of the Bells" TV ad.
4. Macy's ~ Stupid Christmas Commercials before Halloween even!
5. Sears ~ Wish List Ad
6. Deck The Halls ~ TV Advertisement for a Crappy "Family Christmas" Movie.
7. Turner Dairy ~ Cheeeesey Christmas TV ad with a puppy
8. Glade ~ Scented Oil Flame-less "Holiday" Candle, background music "Joy to the World" TV ad
9. Overstock.com ~ general Holiday savings TV Ad
10. Zellers ~ Put up Christmas stuff the day after Halloween.
11. Best Buy ~"Grandma's House" TV ad
12. Menards ~ Christmas Warehouse Savings TV ad.
13. Ace Hardware ~ Yet another Holiday TV Savings Ad.
14. Lowes ~ "I need a..." Christmas TV ad
15 Home again ~ TV "holiday" ad
16. Ritz ~ Holiday crackers TV ad
17. Burlington coat factory ~ TV ad
18. Future Shop - Christmas commercials
19. Canadian Tire - Christmas commercial 20. Pizza 73 - Christmasy flyer

And now for a new segment:

The Night Stalker Recommends-

1. Stardust- The adventure and fun of The Princess Bride and Indiana Jones mixed with the humor of Douglas Adams

2. Planet of the Apes- The original one, I mean. Fantastic! Absolutely fantastic!

3. Lucky # Slevin- It will keep you guessing 'til the very end. I got it expecting some Pierce Bronsan-type Bond flick. What I got was much, much better.

Good night, everyone, and good luck.

The Night Stalker