Before you tell me to call blogspot.com, the cops, the feds, etc., I know her and we're friends. I'm not worried, she's at least 1000 miles away, so there's not much she can do.
Besides, she's pretty cute (and what guy wouldn't want to be stalked by a cute girl) and she's harmless.
Reasonably, I should have put reasonably there. She did ask me to help her burn Canada once...
So don't worry. I'm not.
And now for some random news:
Church sex scandal (#19 on the list of headlines you don't see everyday...wait...ok my fact checker is telling me that's wrong.)
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hPKlzgBlHChmg3NdrSTG4VhIPSuQD8T0VO5G0
Apparently, a cult in Russia are preparing for the end world. By holeing themselves up in cave:http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20071115/tod-uk-russia-cult-b7e5c6f_1.html
Also, it is evidently possible to have a "perfect" shipwreck:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7096405.stm
They've found a comet that's bigger than the sun. All the scientist are delirious with glee, but I fail to see how this is a good thing...:
http://www.space.com/spacewatch/071115-comet-holmes-size.html
Can't afford pot? Buy a toad!:
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=323510
A household item that can stop cars:
http://keelynet.wordpress.com/2007/11/13/stopping-cars-with-microwaves/
Egg plant fraud:
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=75988&in_page_id=2
Mind like rocks? No, minds of rocks:
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/11/18/magazine/18wwln-lede-t.html?_r=3&ref=science&oref=slogin&oref=slogin&oref=slogin
As a least of 2/3 of my readers are women, I'm not going to comment on this one...:
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2601333.html?menu
Good night, everyone, and good luck.
The Night Stalker
29 comments:
I'm not harmless! I have vicious birdcat claws!
Also, I'm right outside your window. In that tree. No, not that one, the other one. Yes, that one.
Oh, and burning canada was definitely reasonable...not quite sure why exactly we gave up on that plot...
Oh, that's right. She's under the impression that she's a birdcat.
Unless you can make yourself invisible.
Because you couldn't figure out how to make Greek fire.
Sorry, meant to say, unless you can make yourself invisible, you're not in that tree.
I *AM* a birdcat!
And I simply hid behind the trunk when you looked out. I am a good stalker after all, and not keen on being spotted.
What if I cut up some Greeks and set them on fire...? Would that work?
Whatever you say, honey...
Uh huh, your laptop must betting wet.
I'm afraid not.
Excellent philosophy...
Alright, fine...I admit it, I just have cameras in the tree...
And drat it. What about Romans?
*Snort* I walked into that one. Actually, I kicked the door down.
Right... now I have to decide whether or not I should keep the blinds down from now on.
No.
Well that was rude...poor door.
Don't put them down! My cameras and hard work would be useless!
Romulans...?
Yes...
What are you trying to record anyway?
No.
I'm just doing my dutiful stalking duties...
Why not?
And what are your other stalking duties?
Because, to the nest of my knowledge, Romulans don't exist...
I can't tell you. If I did, I'd truly be a terrible stalker...
And if they don't exist, they should be perfect!
Doesn't it violate the Stalker's Creed to be telling me that your stalking me?
I shudder to ask, why?
You're the one who accused me of stalking! I just innocently clicked on a link that led me here. *angelic*
Well how else am I going to create it...?
Right...And just innocently looked up the Birdcat Diaries. (Since when are you nun?)
You could figure out how is used to be made...
Since I started my whornery. Did you read my first blog entry?
I don't think so...
You still haven't told me what a whornery is.
Fine.
Ah...
I don't know.
*grumbles*
BTW, what's up with this...?
"Profile Not Available
The Blogger Profile you requested cannot be displayed. Many Blogger users have not yet elected to publicly share their Profile.
If you're a Blogger user, we encourage you to enable access to your Profile."
I have no idea why Blogger.com keeps hiding my profile. It seems to be working know.
*writes info in plo...erm...stalking notebook*
You didn't find out anything I care about. Remember, I could have refused to unlock my blog.
Sounds like a match made in heaven
She's far too young for me...
I really am...
That is probably true. But he certainly deserves you.
Not even a question.
But...he's been here since the dawn of time...and I'm a child of the 80s, you know!
"he's been here since the dawn of time"
He/she/it/whatever *didn't* need to know that...
I thought it was common knowledge...
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