Saturday, January 5, 2008

Vampires

The only thing I can tell you about this marauding vampire is that it appears to be in or around Essex, UK.

Since I can't tell you anymore about it, let's review methods of killing vampires:

*Stake and mallet

*Galic

*Crucifex (though, admittedly, I don't know if this will effect a Jewish vampire)

*Sunlight

*Decapitation

*Buring it

*Holy water (again, what of atheist vampires?)

*And if all else fails, Country/Western music.

Good night and good luck.

The Night Stalker

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