It all began nearly twenty years ago, in Seattle. It's was a dark and stormy night. Well it probably was anyway. It never stops raining there.
Anyway, to skip the boring parts, I lived there for three years, before moving to Michigan, where I still live.
I am working on a teaching degree, so I can brainwash my students into helping me to world domination...I actully typed that, didn't I? Just forget you ever read that. No need to call the FBI*
*This is a joke in case some CIA Spook wasn't clever enough to pick up on that. Say hello to the CIA Spook everyone.
The rest? You'll figure that as you go along.
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Did you not learn anything from the whole peacock incident? *sigh*
I'm pretty sure we agreed never to speak of that again...
I'm just saying...the birds all get nervous when you go on vampire hunts.
I'm *not* hunting it.
Well, I didn't think you were hunting the peacock, either. But once you saw it, you just couldn't help yourself, now could you?
In my defense, it *looked* like a vampire...
But this entirely different. I'm going to Essex to get the vampire.
*Not*
I'm *not* going to Essex.
Uh huh.
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