Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Stalin's Master Plan

This is a new one... According to some reports, Stalin attempt to creat an army of half-human/half-ape...creatures.

Yeah, I know it sounds mad, but there are some points that should be noted:

*Fact- Stalin Was bat-shit crazy (this should be enough of a reason to give these rumors another listen in and of itself)

*Stalin granted a grant to a scientist who was working on creating Human-Ape hybrids.

*Fact- Hybrids have been created, such as: Mules (Horse-Donkeys), Ligers (Lion-Tigers), Antelope-Cows, Zebra-Horses, Coyote-Wolves, Rat-Mice, Hamster-Bunnies and, if my stalkeress is to be believed, Bird-Cats.

*Fact- Humans and Chimpanzees are 99% identical (genetically speaking).

*Fact- Not so very long ago, there was a creature, known as Oliver, that many scientists believed was a Humanzee (Human-Chimpanzee). It was later proven to be a Chimpanzee.

*Fact- There are scientists who have claimed, confidentially, that they created Humanzees

Still convinced it's just a story?

But that's not what worries me. Because there are two points that can't be denied:

1. If Stalin was doing this, it was during the Cold War, and rule # 1 about the Cold War is, if the Russians were doing it, so were the Americans. And vise-vesra.

2. Ideas are bullet-proof.

Good night and good luck.

The Night Stalker

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

HAMSTERS-BUNNIES?!?!?!

*throws up*

And by the way, it so happens that we birdcats are not hybrids...birds and cats just both happen to be descended from us. I know it sounds crazy, and in complete contradiction to things I've said before, along with at least one of my imdb names, but it's a true story! *beams*