The Empire State Building Triangle

I you have to be near the Empire State Building in the near future, you have a very good reason to be scared.

It seems that many of the Big Apple's cars are being towed and nobody knows why. What's even weirder, it seems to center around the Empire State Building.

Who knows, maybe the Daleks have something to do with it.

http://gothamist.com/2008/01/27/urban_legend_in_1.php

Update:

And this has been a few days coming. The official word on the Martian women:

She's a rock.

But keep in mind, this is from the same people who aren't clever enough to keep a sattelite from falling to earth.

Correction:

Several months back, I reported the they were making a sequel to Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes. Apparently, this is not quite correct. It's to be a prequel.

I apologize.

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The Kamikazi Kid

If you happened to be on the Southwest Airlines Flight 284 last Tuesday night, you would have had a very good reason to be sad.

Last Tuesday, an as of yet unamed sixteen year old boy attempted to highjack a plane.

For what purpose?

To nobly crash into crash into a Hannah Montana concert!



The hearts of us at Night Stalker go out to No Name. We've all had to suffer through crappy music, but none of us have had the balls to try and get rid of it in a blaze of glory.

Update!

Specialists say that that the spy sattelite may hit earth...



For those of you playin at home, the earth has a surface area 510,072,000 kilometers sqaured.

Scientifically speaking, this means we are a big ****ing target.

It's inevitable; it's a fact that were going to get hit.

Good night and good luck (yep, it's back!)

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Space Cowboys

Apparently, a decommissioned spy sattelite will be falling to earth sometime in February, much like the premise of the movie [i]Space Cowboys[/i].

While harmful, it will cause 10 times less damage than the Columbia crash.

http://enews.earthlink.net/article/top?guid=20080126/479abe50_3ca6_15526200801261808327142

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Quantum of Solace

You heard it here first: Bond 22, the long-anticipated sequel to Casino Royale has been offically named Quantum of Solace.

For a plot synopsis, see:

http://www.joblo.com/bond-title-revealed

While the title is a Fleming title, it should be noted that the movie will not be based off the Fleming short story.

But more importantly, we have another redheaded Bond girl!

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Hey You There With The Pretty Face! Welcome To The Human Race!

This could be the most astounding picture ever taken.

Recent photograpghs taken my the NASA Spirit on Mars seem to show a Martian woman!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=509693&in_page_id=1770

To all those people who have told me that aliens don't exist, I want you to know that I'm going to say I told you so.

However, I have prepared an "I Was Right" dance.

Which will be uploaded on Youtube later.

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Correllation, But Not Causation

My Pysch Prof always use to say that just two things happen at the time, doesn't mean one caused the other. Looks like he was right...

I recent study shows that as illegal downloads increase, global warming decreases!

http://www.google.com/trends?q=free+movies%2C+global+warming

Let's take another look at that, shall we?

http://www.venganza.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/trends.gif

That being said:

http://cristgaming.com/pirate.swf

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This'll Be Epic

As a comfirmed Timelord (Dr. Who fan), I'm loathe to admit this. but the Star Trek is going to be epic.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RllSZW_YLk8

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Three Red Roses And A Bottle Of Cognac

The Poe Toaster has struck again!

For those of you who don't know the tail, the Poe Toaster is an annual, unknown man who visits the Edgar Allen Poe grave on the anniversary of the poet's death (January 19) , leaves three roses and toasts him with a bottle of cognac.

The earliest record of him being in 1949 newspaper, we know from notes left by the Toaster that original Toaster passed the torch on to one of his two sons before his death. Still, it's more intriguing to think of him as one, ageless man.

There are three bodies buried at the Poe plot (Poe, his wife/cousin and his aunt), so it's easy to explain the three roses, but no one has ever been able to discover the significance of the cognac.

So, let us raise our glasses to one man who makes the world just a little bit more magical for the rest of us, one day a year.

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The Six Million Dollar Monkey

No, this has nothing to do with President Bush...

Scientists in the U.S have successfully used the brains of monkeys to control robots.

Robots located in Japan...

http://www.informationweek.com/internet/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=205801020

While this probably highly unethical, this could save millions of lives.

For anyone who don't get the reference in the title, "The Six Million Dollar Man" was a TV show about a man who nearly died, and was put into an electronic body.

We've had things like iron lungs, pace makers, prostetic legs and electronic hearts for years, the only thing we were missing was the ability to transplant brains.

Now we might be able to.

You know what that means, don't you?

I'll be chasing down the truth 'til Kingdomcome!

Still, science has a way of going to far.

See The Island of Dr. Moreau for more details...

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This Is Big!

Tune in tomorrow for full details.

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Writing History Journals

Not fun...

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Back On Track And Back In Black

I finally got my labtop back today.

Time to celebrate!

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Trying To Unlock Everything In SCII

It's going well.

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Yep, you guessed it: they're remaking The Day The Earth Stood Still.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0970416/

I died a little when I first read that.

However Jennifer Connelly is in it, so I can't avoid watching. Hopefully it won't be a total disater.

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We've Lost Another One Of Our Own

Sir Emund Hillary, the first man to climb to the top of Mt. Everest, died today at 88.

http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1199964900658&pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull

Rest in peace. You had more balls than any of us.

Ugh!

Ill. Can't keep my eyes open. Going to bed.

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Thank You For Smoking

Hilarious movie! See it.

Good night and good luck.

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One *More* Driving Hazard

A man recently ran his car into a pole. His excuse: a pterodactyl distracted him.

http://www.heraldnet.com/article/20071229/NEWS02/290431530

Before you call Bedlam, listen to this:

Many years ago, French miners started hammering into the wall of cave. Suddenly one of them broke off some rock and something, a creature who's description is consistent with a pterodactyl, was set free.

It was still alive!

But not for long. It fell to the ground, sputtered and died. Similar stories with toads and frogs have also been recorded.

Still want this guy in a straight jacket. Wait, there's more:

Pterodactyls are regularly sighted in the African Congo.

So take my advice: the next time you find yourself behind the wheel, buckle up, keep your eyes on the road and break for extinct reptiles.

Good night and good luck.

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Still Lucky

I brought my game cube to dorm so that my roommate and I could settle arguments by playing Soul Caliber II. Once again, he taught to play and I proceeded to kick his tail at it.

Good night and good luck.

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Welcome Back My Friends To The Show That

We're so glad you could attend.
Come inside, come inside!

Back at MSU

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Vampires

The only thing I can tell you about this marauding vampire is that it appears to be in or around Essex, UK.

Since I can't tell you anymore about it, let's review methods of killing vampires:

*Stake and mallet

*Galic

*Crucifex (though, admittedly, I don't know if this will effect a Jewish vampire)

*Sunlight

*Decapitation

*Buring it

*Holy water (again, what of atheist vampires?)

*And if all else fails, Country/Western music.

Good night and good luck.

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The Manhunt Continues

The "werewolf" turned out to be what appears to be a feral child (a child who has gone wild; real-life Tarzans). They're rare but sadly not unheard of. He's was last seen in Moscow, so keep your eyes peeled.

Still no information on the vampire.

Good night and good luck.

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BOLO: Be On The Lookout

A vampire, and possibly a werewolf, are on the loose. Be armed. Further bulletins as events warrant.

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Stalin's Master Plan

This is a new one... According to some reports, Stalin attempt to creat an army of half-human/half-ape...creatures.

Yeah, I know it sounds mad, but there are some points that should be noted:

*Fact- Stalin Was bat-shit crazy (this should be enough of a reason to give these rumors another listen in and of itself)

*Stalin granted a grant to a scientist who was working on creating Human-Ape hybrids.

*Fact- Hybrids have been created, such as: Mules (Horse-Donkeys), Ligers (Lion-Tigers), Antelope-Cows, Zebra-Horses, Coyote-Wolves, Rat-Mice, Hamster-Bunnies and, if my stalkeress is to be believed, Bird-Cats.

*Fact- Humans and Chimpanzees are 99% identical (genetically speaking).

*Fact- Not so very long ago, there was a creature, known as Oliver, that many scientists believed was a Humanzee (Human-Chimpanzee). It was later proven to be a Chimpanzee.

*Fact- There are scientists who have claimed, confidentially, that they created Humanzees

Still convinced it's just a story?

But that's not what worries me. Because there are two points that can't be denied:

1. If Stalin was doing this, it was during the Cold War, and rule # 1 about the Cold War is, if the Russians were doing it, so were the Americans. And vise-vesra.

2. Ideas are bullet-proof.

Good night and good luck.

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The Night Stalker Manifesto

Whew it's been a long. Hope you're new year started out happily. Mine didn't...

Anway, I finally got the computer long enough to clean up the butchery done to my posts by blogger mobile and post a decent length post. Now, that it's the new year, it's time to get back down to business.

After watching all those videos I posted earlier, I realized that I actually had no idea on how to go about being a more active Night Stalker. I decided that the first thing to do was to come up with a personal code. This is what I wrote:

The Night Stalker Manifesto

I. I will keep an open mind at all time and I will remember that I don't know everything.

II. I will never sacrifice my core beliefs for anyone or anything.

* There will be times when I will be afraid. This will never prevent from doing what is right.
* I will never let anyone pressure me into compliance.

III. I will only reveal the truth when it is in the public's best interest to know.

IV. I will remember that it is *always* in the public's best interest to know.

V. The person who came up with the idea of the Prime Directive can kiss mine. I will interfere often and as need.

VI. When alone, my primary responsibility is to myself. While getting definitive proof would be ne nice, it does no good if I'm not around to publish it.

VII. When I'm others, my primary responsibilty is to my companions. They will know what they're getting into up front and they'll be the first to run when things get bad.

VIII. A paranoid is someone who knows what's going down. Therefore, I will be paranoid at all times.

*I will ask the tough questions and demand the true answers.

IX. I will always tell the truth.

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A bit redundant, but it serves my purposes.

Good night and good luck.

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