I brought my game cube to dorm so that my roommate and I could settle arguments by playing Soul Caliber II. Once again, he taught to play and I proceeded to kick his tail at it.
Good night and good luck.
The Night Stalker
Monday, January 7, 2008
Sunday, January 6, 2008
Welcome Back My Friends To The Show That
We're so glad you could attend.
Come inside, come inside!
Come inside, come inside!
Back at MSU
The Night Stalker
Saturday, January 5, 2008
Vampires
The only thing I can tell you about this marauding vampire is that it appears to be in or around Essex, UK.
Since I can't tell you anymore about it, let's review methods of killing vampires:
*Stake and mallet
*Galic
*Crucifex (though, admittedly, I don't know if this will effect a Jewish vampire)
*Sunlight
*Decapitation
*Buring it
*Holy water (again, what of atheist vampires?)
*And if all else fails, Country/Western music.
Good night and good luck.
The Night Stalker
Since I can't tell you anymore about it, let's review methods of killing vampires:
*Stake and mallet
*Galic
*Crucifex (though, admittedly, I don't know if this will effect a Jewish vampire)
*Sunlight
*Decapitation
*Buring it
*Holy water (again, what of atheist vampires?)
*And if all else fails, Country/Western music.
Good night and good luck.
The Night Stalker
Friday, January 4, 2008
The Manhunt Continues
The "werewolf" turned out to be what appears to be a feral child (a child who has gone wild; real-life Tarzans). They're rare but sadly not unheard of. He's was last seen in Moscow, so keep your eyes peeled.
Still no information on the vampire.
Good night and good luck.
The Night Stalker
Still no information on the vampire.
Good night and good luck.
The Night Stalker
Thursday, January 3, 2008
BOLO: Be On The Lookout
A vampire, and possibly a werewolf, are on the loose. Be armed. Further bulletins as events warrant.
The Night Stalker
Wednesday, January 2, 2008
Stalin's Master Plan
This is a new one... According to some reports, Stalin attempt to creat an army of half-human/half-ape...creatures.
Yeah, I know it sounds mad, but there are some points that should be noted:
*Fact- Stalin Was bat-shit crazy (this should be enough of a reason to give these rumors another listen in and of itself)
*Stalin granted a grant to a scientist who was working on creating Human-Ape hybrids.
*Fact- Hybrids have been created, such as: Mules (Horse-Donkeys), Ligers (Lion-Tigers), Antelope-Cows, Zebra-Horses, Coyote-Wolves, Rat-Mice, Hamster-Bunnies and, if my stalkeress is to be believed, Bird-Cats.
*Fact- Humans and Chimpanzees are 99% identical (genetically speaking).
*Fact- Not so very long ago, there was a creature, known as Oliver, that many scientists believed was a Humanzee (Human-Chimpanzee). It was later proven to be a Chimpanzee.
*Fact- There are scientists who have claimed, confidentially, that they created Humanzees
Still convinced it's just a story?
But that's not what worries me. Because there are two points that can't be denied:
1. If Stalin was doing this, it was during the Cold War, and rule # 1 about the Cold War is, if the Russians were doing it, so were the Americans. And vise-vesra.
2. Ideas are bullet-proof.
Good night and good luck.
The Night Stalker
Yeah, I know it sounds mad, but there are some points that should be noted:
*Fact- Stalin Was bat-shit crazy (this should be enough of a reason to give these rumors another listen in and of itself)
*Stalin granted a grant to a scientist who was working on creating Human-Ape hybrids.
*Fact- Hybrids have been created, such as: Mules (Horse-Donkeys), Ligers (Lion-Tigers), Antelope-Cows, Zebra-Horses, Coyote-Wolves, Rat-Mice, Hamster-Bunnies and, if my stalkeress is to be believed, Bird-Cats.
*Fact- Humans and Chimpanzees are 99% identical (genetically speaking).
*Fact- Not so very long ago, there was a creature, known as Oliver, that many scientists believed was a Humanzee (Human-Chimpanzee). It was later proven to be a Chimpanzee.
*Fact- There are scientists who have claimed, confidentially, that they created Humanzees
Still convinced it's just a story?
But that's not what worries me. Because there are two points that can't be denied:
1. If Stalin was doing this, it was during the Cold War, and rule # 1 about the Cold War is, if the Russians were doing it, so were the Americans. And vise-vesra.
2. Ideas are bullet-proof.
Good night and good luck.
The Night Stalker
Tuesday, January 1, 2008
The Night Stalker Manifesto
Whew it's been a long. Hope you're new year started out happily. Mine didn't...
Anway, I finally got the computer long enough to clean up the butchery done to my posts by blogger mobile and post a decent length post. Now, that it's the new year, it's time to get back down to business.
After watching all those videos I posted earlier, I realized that I actually had no idea on how to go about being a more active Night Stalker. I decided that the first thing to do was to come up with a personal code. This is what I wrote:
The Night Stalker Manifesto
I. I will keep an open mind at all time and I will remember that I don't know everything.
II. I will never sacrifice my core beliefs for anyone or anything.
* There will be times when I will be afraid. This will never prevent from doing what is right.
* I will never let anyone pressure me into compliance.
III. I will only reveal the truth when it is in the public's best interest to know.
IV. I will remember that it is *always* in the public's best interest to know.
V. The person who came up with the idea of the Prime Directive can kiss mine. I will interfere often and as need.
VI. When alone, my primary responsibility is to myself. While getting definitive proof would be ne nice, it does no good if I'm not around to publish it.
VII. When I'm others, my primary responsibilty is to my companions. They will know what they're getting into up front and they'll be the first to run when things get bad.
VIII. A paranoid is someone who knows what's going down. Therefore, I will be paranoid at all times.
*I will ask the tough questions and demand the true answers.
IX. I will always tell the truth.
The Night Stalker
A bit redundant, but it serves my purposes.
Good night and good luck.
The Night Stalker
Anway, I finally got the computer long enough to clean up the butchery done to my posts by blogger mobile and post a decent length post. Now, that it's the new year, it's time to get back down to business.
After watching all those videos I posted earlier, I realized that I actually had no idea on how to go about being a more active Night Stalker. I decided that the first thing to do was to come up with a personal code. This is what I wrote:
The Night Stalker Manifesto
I. I will keep an open mind at all time and I will remember that I don't know everything.
II. I will never sacrifice my core beliefs for anyone or anything.
* There will be times when I will be afraid. This will never prevent from doing what is right.
* I will never let anyone pressure me into compliance.
III. I will only reveal the truth when it is in the public's best interest to know.
IV. I will remember that it is *always* in the public's best interest to know.
V. The person who came up with the idea of the Prime Directive can kiss mine. I will interfere often and as need.
VI. When alone, my primary responsibility is to myself. While getting definitive proof would be ne nice, it does no good if I'm not around to publish it.
VII. When I'm others, my primary responsibilty is to my companions. They will know what they're getting into up front and they'll be the first to run when things get bad.
VIII. A paranoid is someone who knows what's going down. Therefore, I will be paranoid at all times.
*I will ask the tough questions and demand the true answers.
IX. I will always tell the truth.
The Night Stalker
A bit redundant, but it serves my purposes.
Good night and good luck.
The Night Stalker
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