Friday, February 22, 2008

Seeing Things

First, I'm sorry for being gone. I've had three papers to work on.

Actually, I still do, but I'm coming to the end.

Second, apparently I was wrong. The spy sattelite did NOT hit earth.It was blown up.

Third, did you hear about Castro?

Fourth, main article.

Once again, scientists have concluded that people who see ghosts are hallucinating.



Well, they've had their say.

And hopefully very soon, I'll have mine. Recently, some mad friends and I went on a ghost hunt. We got some strange evidence.

More on that as soon as my friends email me with what they got.

The Night Stalker

Saturday, February 2, 2008

I Got Owned By God Today

Yes, you read that correctly.

Today, I decided to participate in one of my favorite activities: playing son backwards to check for hidden meanings

Being a jerk, I decided to listen for so called "Satanic messages" (as they were once called) in a religious song. Specifically, "God Save The People", from the musical Godspell.

And then I got owned...

If you listen to the song backwards, a message can be heard clearly multiple times:

It says, "god save the people"!

Long story short, I got owned.

The Night Stalker

Thursday, January 31, 2008

The Empire State Building Triangle

I you have to be near the Empire State Building in the near future, you have a very good reason to be scared.

It seems that many of the Big Apple's cars are being towed and nobody knows why. What's even weirder, it seems to center around the Empire State Building.

Who knows, maybe the Daleks have something to do with it.

http://gothamist.com/2008/01/27/urban_legend_in_1.php

Update:

And this has been a few days coming. The official word on the Martian women:

She's a rock.

But keep in mind, this is from the same people who aren't clever enough to keep a sattelite from falling to earth.

Correction:

Several months back, I reported the they were making a sequel to Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes. Apparently, this is not quite correct. It's to be a prequel.

I apologize.

The Night Stalker

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

The Kamikazi Kid

If you happened to be on the Southwest Airlines Flight 284 last Tuesday night, you would have had a very good reason to be sad.

Last Tuesday, an as of yet unamed sixteen year old boy attempted to highjack a plane.

For what purpose?

To nobly crash into crash into a Hannah Montana concert!



The hearts of us at Night Stalker go out to No Name. We've all had to suffer through crappy music, but none of us have had the balls to try and get rid of it in a blaze of glory.

Update!

Specialists say that that the spy sattelite may hit earth...



For those of you playin at home, the earth has a surface area 510,072,000 kilometers sqaured.

Scientifically speaking, this means we are a big ****ing target.

It's inevitable; it's a fact that were going to get hit.

Good night and good luck (yep, it's back!)

The Night Stalker

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Space Cowboys

Apparently, a decommissioned spy sattelite will be falling to earth sometime in February, much like the premise of the movie [i]Space Cowboys[/i].

While harmful, it will cause 10 times less damage than the Columbia crash.

http://enews.earthlink.net/article/top?guid=20080126/479abe50_3ca6_15526200801261808327142

The Night Stalker

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Quantum of Solace

You heard it here first: Bond 22, the long-anticipated sequel to Casino Royale has been offically named Quantum of Solace.

For a plot synopsis, see:

http://www.joblo.com/bond-title-revealed

While the title is a Fleming title, it should be noted that the movie will not be based off the Fleming short story.

But more importantly, we have another redheaded Bond girl!

The Night Stalker

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Hey You There With The Pretty Face! Welcome To The Human Race!

This could be the most astounding picture ever taken.

Recent photograpghs taken my the NASA Spirit on Mars seem to show a Martian woman!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=509693&in_page_id=1770

To all those people who have told me that aliens don't exist, I want you to know that I'm going to say I told you so.

However, I have prepared an "I Was Right" dance.

Which will be uploaded on Youtube later.

The Night Stalker